Latrobe Advance from Latrobe, Pennsylvania • 1

t. Chas. B. Fink, Publisher. Virtue, Liberty and Industry.

$1 BO per year, Strictly In Advance. VOLUME XIII. LATROBE. WESTMORELAND COUNTY, WEDNESDAY. SEPTEMBER Of 1885.

NUMBER 5. WEST HRHMA. rEKMOJUL. OBUTCAKY. Uae Ma I.

like magic I ass eared from death WSW JTUrUa, Tm, EomB ApVARrt VacatKm, a Ith all its crookedness of life is over and lam again down to hard study. I should be bounced around lively for not writing up a few items svery now and then, but as I was on a lng "sprite" all a ill be so kind as to me. I found this town right aide up with care. The people arc fat and hearty as ever, and look none the worse alter the seorcJiiug heat of summer. Numerous improvements have been mads in the line of aide walks, and repairing buildings.

Union Seminary is now running at full speed with a splendid faculty, and jolly rrjwd of studeuts. During vacation the building was nicely repaired, so that every thiughuaa inviting sppcaranc. Several students lea the graduating class but ttmir vacancies are tilled by new ones. The coming hoLiMiu year looks favor-able The tiase ball club of this place is win- WATER W9SU. Wkl rl( Dmm la Um Mjtttar mt Tw-UklS Um CltiMtM LtrM MkOw4rWtut.

The recently chartered Water Cotujny has at last got down to work, and it now looks as though we would have water works in the. near future. After considerable surveying and talk, they at last concluded to see if they could not lind a good sonro of supply near town. The spot selected ou Wm. A.

Show alter's property on the banks of the Loyalhanna, just in the rear of the hennery of Messrs. Keejiers A ThomjKton. Tho. Company entered into contract aith Messrs. Young Kelly to drill three test holes thirty feet deep.

These gentlemen put down three five and onje-half inch holes, ill the form of a triangle measuring twenty-seven foct on each of its sides, inside of a thirty foot circle. The drill passed through about tight feci of soil and clay when it encountered a hard sand rock. This was penetrated to the full depth, thirty feet. About twenty feet down, each of the holes water was i Ovstees. Ofxs grates.

frrupstovea. IVnict stilt continue. in the local news. BcvKwniUT harvest soon. Gkap a ill be a full crop.

Si-mmeb end September Sib aw hats an) chatting the duster. Ovkocoats are becomiug serviceable. IVs'i cuss if you have a misIt btove pipe. To-MoRitow, Thursday, is the Jewish New Year. Will 'you please call and bcttle that little account? Wokk is progressing ou the Latrobo Water Works.

Will the Skating Kink be put in operation again? Tux P. K. K. employes pie nic at Idle-wild next After OctoWt 1st it will cost yon fifty cunts tb a marriage lieiiee. Tm a Ij he ra n-i-Hi day K4tttl pte nic comes off to-morrow, Thursday.

Skm the Advank to your alment friends. 70 outside of the county. Tub Iatnbe Public Sclxxds coin-nieuccd Monday The attendance II. Tavlo, of JHtUburgh, was in for several hours yesterday. Michxal MraBAT, "the only," uport a silk hal.

He wears it on Sundays only Cocktt SrrwuKTmjiOKKT llrurs was in Latrobe Monday at the ojn ulug of the public schools. Mw. uu.i SKiNoa, of I'rbana, is visiting her parents, B. t. Geiger and wife, in latrobe, at present.

Mis Lsmurt, -of Bnnsville, is visiting in t-alnbe at present, being the gueet of her brother, C. E. LenhurU Eli CiiAiiiicKf tcok third prize in the Sweepstake shm.t at the recent clay pigoon tournament at Johmto n. 'Huh for -samiuer. Howaud BiwsADt srs-ut all of last week In the ridge above YuuigMtown hunting squirrels.

He rcjioits having had elegant luck. Jamks M. Laird, of the Greens- burg Aryyit, was elected Cajilaiu of Com pany 1 last week. Accept our cmgratu lations, Captalu Jim. Til- K.

Watt, General PaWengi'r jgrriteBteiH-ItrtrtntTlTltrTI with headijuarters at Pittsburg, was in Ialrube fur a few minutes Monday last aud made, ths Auvakck office a very pleasant op call. Call again. J. C. I.oroHKAii, one of the 4diUrs of tho Standard, published at Iraia, dniied into the Advance office rather unexpectedly Saturday ev cuing last.

He came with the delega tion from Irwin to attuid the picnic of the Chosen Friends. We were very much pleased to meet our fellow suffer er and hope he will soon rail again. Mull Italiv.r;. The f. Mowing towns in Pennsylvania ill enjoy the sjiecia! delivery system: Allegheny, Alleutown, Altoona, Ashland, Beaver Falls, Bethlehem, Bradford, Bristol, Carbondale, Carlisle, Chambersburg, Chester, Columbia, Conshocken, Danville, Fasten, Franklin, Har-ri'bur, Hazelton, Huntingdon, Johnstown, Lancaster, Lebanon, Lock Haven, McKoesport, Mahanoy City, Meadville, New Castle, Norristown, Oil City, Philadelphia, Phccnixville, Pittsburg, Pittston, Plyinouth.Pottstown, Pottsvllle.lteading, SiiaAiudui.

Jiharoa South Bothlehem, SiinbiiVy, Tain- VtuaiTtovIl(e, Vrngtitflpehf cSe? ter, Wilkesbarre and Wiiiiiiimport. I'ubllc Sle. Since the last i.uo of tho Aovavck bills fur tho'fullowing public sales have been printed at this office On Saturday, Sept. 12th, Jennie Me-Kelvey, will expose to sale at her residence on Weldon street, latrobe, her en-lire lot oLJiouaehflldjuid kitchen furniture, consisting of beds, bureaus, wash-stands, stoves, etc. Sale commencing at 1 o'clock p.

when terms will be made known. On Saturday, Sept. I9lh, tho executors of the estate of Jno. McKinley late of Derry township, deceased, will ex08e to sale at his late residence, a full outfit of butchering tools and a lot of household and kitchen furniture Among the articles is a largo refrigerator, designed for a meat market, meat rockers and block, saws, cleavers, etc. Sale to commence at 1 o'clock, p.

when terms will be made known. Olvo I' Their XauM-K. The Youngstown corresjHtndeBt of the Greenaburg furnished that iicr with the following nesa item several days ago. The names of the boys should have been given to make the item interesting. It is as "On Sunday our town was much excited over the conduct of four young bloods from Ijitrobei who came into town on horseback and rode through our street abreast atfull speed, backward and forward.

The Mayor, who wa8 aliaeht at the time, was notified and ho informed the young inen that they were under arrest. The boys agreed to pay their fines on Monday, which they did without any further trouble. This is not the first time that this kind of conduct has been committed here, and we think it about time to have a ttnp put to it. We will say nothing further now, and as the boys are rery anxious to have their names kept from the public, we wll do so for the present, -i CleV-Figeoa Touniainrat. Friday, September lUth, a clay-pigeon shooting tournament will be held at Latrobe.

No Cne is eligible except residents of Westmoreland County. The first will be the Championship njatch. Ten pigeons will be shot at by each contestant, and the one breaking the greatest nunber Will receive a handsome gold badge as a prize. The next Will be the Latrobe Prize" Match. Ten clay pigeons to each contestant The prizes are as follows: First prise, 10 second, (3, and.

third, $2, Entrance fee to both matches $3. The rules of the Chamberlain Cartridge Company shall govern the contest except that no gun of a larger calibre than 12-bore shall be used. The tournament will close with a Sweepstake Match of fifteen glass balls. Entrance The tournament will commence at 1 o'clock r. on the above In the clay pigeon shoot three "traps-'will be being syeencd.

Any person wishing information can receive it by addressing Dr. J. A. Hartman, Secretary, Latrobe A Brief Perlplee) the Cottatry Cheat hirer, HwfuUwi, Kte. Tt) tat Cditor 4 Utt Adnmet.

Dxab Sib: I will try and give you ome idea of this place. Morgantown. ia situated on a gradual rise from the Mouongahtla River. Tim last slack water extend about two niiUja above the town. Stand ing at a window in one of the Vuiver sily buildings, which are located ou a hort bend in the river, and looking cither west or north no more grand ie lian It ever been the fortune of the writer to have bekeld.

Westward, to the left and a few hun- yards distant, is the town, the one hundredth anniversary of which ia to be celebrated on October 2Sth. More directly west is eon oboct ono uil' of beautiful a sheet of water as can be aeon anv where Crossed by a eujen' siou bridge 610 feet long, the hill on the left bank rolling and teeming to fold in and within each other as far the eye can reach, the visitor beholds a grand and I'k-tniwjtte tcene. -The-wfiterT -a short- tiiue 4goT-4cul- ievcral days on Cheat iUver. Whal inajwitic grandeur Mie sees there In)k ing at the matter from a t.c.i: mid ictmiary fKint of view, those lilla contain almost inexhaustible stores of wealth ia timber and Ciinerald. Already has the Government uiade an appropriation for the pum: of rem v- ill obstructions from the river so tlist the timber may be rafted down to the lionongahela and End a market In I i teburgb.

The ns mentioned aie iunuenre boulder, kirco as houses and weighing hundreds of tons, which have soiuo tiuies becoming loosened from their moorings ou the hills and came crashing downward, some of them Iiavin a course nearly a mile in length, an avalanche. in themselves which muht have siiiiken tho country for miles and rushed the largwt caks as 60 many irtraws at lart found a resting place aud present ft truly majestic appearance in the bed of' the river. Fitting in a skiflf on the bosom of the river and looking at the hills rising hundreds of feot high on either side their ponderous magnitude making the occu-j-aatsofthoskiiJ fadeinto insignificance ins at tlic Ua'rk leaf staiue.1 water, the toweiing oaks on either side, the dense laurel undergrowth, the huge bare rocks toweilngjipward as so many denuded mountains one is overwhelmed ith a tremor of delight, admiration, and won-ler; and hero we received our first faint conception ofjjiow great must be the Creator. Time forbids me from gi-ing yon a dt'JscriptioTi of Qunrry Run and the limb I had up the gulch through which it flows; the natural wells, one of which, tilled with water of icy eo'dness, measures at least six feet in depth in a hard flint-like rock as completely rounded and smooth as man ever fashioned. Hospitality among the people is a pleasure.

Monongahela County especially, but West Virginia in general, has long held the reputation of abounding in hospitality, and I must say that my experience of one year fully sustains their reputation. It seems the better Iart of human nature to take every man for a gentleman, at least until you haw positive fcnowiedxe to the contrary, and 1 know the first part of this principle-lias been fully demonstrated during my Blay here. Referring again more directly to the financial part of the matter, it is my be lief that Veat Virginia ten years hence will bo the State of the Union to attract strangers. It" cannot be otherwise. Its bills are, full of riches.

The 'farming lands those of my readers who haVa always lived in Westmoreland Conntyi I could scarcely convey any idea of the immense amount oi timber tlvere Is here. From an educational though in iU infancy the State has gained a creditable reputation." Though we acknowledge superiors in magnitude, we have no superior in quality. Immigration is already commencing, and fire or tea years from now will be touring in as fast as ever it did to Kan sas or any part of the West in proportion to its size. The American Aprieulturirt a few-months ago contained ah" article "enumerating some of the many advantages to be gained by farmers and others by com-I ng to West Virginia, which naight have been thought overdrawn. I do not think it was.

The neglected portion of Old Virginia, is the dividing line between the North and South. The effect pf the war was a hindrance toits advancement. and not South" the informed reader can easily see that the condition of things in West Virginia could not be otherwise than I have intimated. But now the bone of conten tion has about mouldered into dust a more intimate fraternal feeling ia springing op; the North is fast losing its former opinion of the South, and the effect Will be the advancement of the country of which I have given a brief but faithful description. Kespectfuily, Th new fall styles in hats is just being ocued and placed on sale at itodgtrs Fredritks.

1 It is with sincere sorrow and regret that we are called upon to chronicle the death of our friend and fellow jublisher, Jaaies U. Salnsom, which occurred at his horns in Indiana, this State, ou Thursday morning last, Septoiuber 3d. About one year ago he was ptost rated by a se vere attack of pneumonia. And although he got better and was able to attend to business, never fully recovered from the effects of it. About two months ago he began grow worse and finally gave up the struggle for life at the time above stated The subject of this brief notice as born September 2, 182ft, at Stoyestown Somerset County, and was, aged titty-nine years and one day at the time of his demise.

He learned the printing business at the Bedford (histltt ollli'e in 1S51 commenced the publication of tho Fulton lkmocmt in McCon-nellsburg, which he. conducted sue-cessftilly until April, 1S2, when he it-moretorlTiTHaTm and rouitnenced ih publiation of the linliuit V. w.wyii, of which )u was the editor ever since, During his residence at MeConnellsburg he was Sergeant-aT-AriiiS of the lloiise of Kejircsentiitlves, County Treasurer of Fulton County, and served four years' term as Postmaster of MeConnellsburg. Mr. Sao so in was also au attorney.

Ho was a staunch Democrat a ready, keen and sarcastic writer and was well known and rcepoctod throughout tho State. He was along with the Pennsylvania editors on their loeent summer excursion to Long Branch, but on amount of his sickness was not in his usual happy frame of mtiid. Mr. ransom was a member of a number ot beneficial orders, and had from ten to fifteen thousand dollars insurance ou his life. An aged mother, his wife and five or more children, all grown, survive him, ono of the latter, Frank, having been associated with him for some years in the publication of the Itrmocrat.

His remains were followed to their last resting place on Saturday afternoon by a large concourse of sorrowing relative and friends. The Art at Advertising. WhaLa ideate tliiLai owe their wealth to Hie 'judicious use of priutcrs' ink and space in the columns of influential daily paars? Conner, of the New York Lflj(r, piled up his fortune by the increase in circulation obtained by publishing the opening chapter of every new story iu papers all over tho country, closing at an interesting crisis a ith the information that the rest could only bo read in the "columns of the New York IstlgtT. Tho cutest thing in the wsy of a railroad advertisement was engineered by Captain May of the Pennsylvania Railroad. When Jules Verna's atory of "Around the World in Eighty dayB" was published in France, a Philadelphia pajter had it translated and printed the story in installments.

In that portion where the author describes his railroad trip from San Francisco to New York, Captain May had inserted an original chapter specially devoted to praise of the cars and track of the Pennsylvania Railroad and highly complimenting the "undersigned," as he was accustomed to say when speaking of himself, for accel eratingtbe progress of the party toward New" York. The F-lilLaHelpbU Wagrr. I 1878, A. Wood A Co. commenced the Philadel phia, of the now well-known Philadel-, phia Singer Sewing Machines.

At first they only made ten machines a week. Their business has steadily increased un-till now they are probably the largest manufacturers of th isstyle ofmachine in tho I'niUHl States. Tbey dolmsinesson a liberal aud just basis, Tliey sell three drawer, drop leaf and cover machine fop the low price twenty dollars, inclu ding all extra attachments and warraut them for throe They offer to send one to any responsible man or woman, to be tested in their houso two weeks before they pay cent. This is "certainly a lair proposition. They have found this way of doing bus iness nitfre satisfactory than to do as other companies do who charge forty to fifty dollars for machines, add pay agents twenty dollars apiece to sell them.

We advise all in want of a machine to send for circular and testimonials. Address C. A. Wood 17 North Tenth Street Philadelphia, Pa. 6- Ths HouHeet Mas III Latrobe As well as the handsomest, and other are invited to call on E.

C. Riehey and get, free, a bottle'of Kemp's Balsam for the throat and lungs, a remedy that is selling entirely upon its merits, and is guaranteed to cure and relieve all chrome and acute coughs, asthma, bronchitis, sad consumption. Price, 50 cents and f), Buck lea'. A ra.ee Halve. The best salve in the world for Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fev er sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chil blains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and positively cures pay required.

It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion', or money refunded. Price 23 cents The doctors said my death was sure. 11 (raise it with my lateet breath praise Burdick's wondrous kidney cure, and well may suffering humanity praise It a medicine that will cure Bright' discs and diabetes, In wh Ich it has never tailed to make a cure. 'Sample bottle free. Price, 73 ccut and (L23.

Fur sale by F. C. Kichey Lstrolw. LadU. Waited.

A lady agent ia wautcd in every city and vlllagejalso ladies to travel and solicit orders for aha Wood's Corsets and Corded Corset Waists, Tampleo Forms 1 lose Sn pj tern, Steel Protectors, Ladies' Friend, etc. Agents are making from Twenty to Fifty iVillars a week. Send for circulars ami price-list to B- Wioi, 64 South Saliaa Htreot, Syracuse Y. 4-lmo r.rtmt. ltu are I't liny will liu.l Dr.

Kennedy's Favorite Remedy just about tho medicine "thev od henTXie7y6cTuiediciae alTall. Tho pillow that age ire full of dangers which do not threaka youn- ger men and women. Tlds preparation gives' tone to the system, geutly iuipuritics and prevents the outcropping hif disease thsueed of which may have been sown In early lifo. Why not live out all your days lu health and streugth. Rome Foilh Fewple Allow a cough to run tintil it gets lc yond the reach of medicine.

They often say, Oh it will wear away, but in most rases It wears them away. Could tney le induced to try the successful medi cine called Kemp's Babtani, which ws sell on a positive guarantee to cure, they would immediately m-o the excellent effect ofter taking the first dose, Price' 50 cents ond ft. Trial size free. K. Richer "I have AdvlMx! atjr IlaocMer to try it, and she is going to do so." He further says: called on you about six weeks ago sick with bilious disease You gave mo a bottle of Dr.

Kennedy's Favorite Remedy and it set mo right I want more of it," Thus writes a man ahollveainLubccL the tironrie- iiQrJ3Vijftrfl burs jfhoriMji Jlnurably 1WfttSOl pTeitaratmul suited to the troubles from wLieh women so often suffer. Also for children. Very Rrmarkahle Uemry Mr. tieo. V.

Manehoster, writes: "My wife has been almost helpless for fire years, an helpless that sho could not turn over in bed alone. She used two Bottles of Eleetriu Biltera, aud is "ao niiitliliirpriiT17Uiatshois'ahie nw to do her own work." Electric Bitters will do all that is claimed for them. Hundreds of testimonials attest their great curative oweis. Only fifty cents a bottlo st D. C.

Ocorgo's, A CaptaJa. rorinaaie Dieeavery. Copt. Coleman, si har. Weyman, plying between Atlantic City apd N.

had leen troubled with a High so that he was unable to sleep, and was induced to try Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption. It not only gave him instant relief, but allayed the extreme soreness in Ins breast. II is children were similarly aflectid and a single dose had the same happy effect. lr King's New Discovery ts now the standard rem- ojJjrJrtbeCVdem board the schooner.

----r- n(la Heses. Any manor woman making less than 10 weekly should try our easy money ma king business. "A want Agents for ocr celebrated Madam lean Spindle Supporting Corsets; also, our Spinal Shoolderr Brace, -ml Abd'Wilnal Protector Combined (for Men and Boys) No experieneo required. Four orders jjer day gi.ve the Agent tl50 monthly. Our Agents report four to twenty sab dally.

3 outfit tree. Send atone for full particulars. State Sox. Lewis Schi-cle A Ci 3iK) Broadway, New Y'ork. 5-13 ileod ReaulU la Every C'r.

D. wholesale isicr deal er ''of. Chattanooga, writes, that he was seriously afflicted with a severe cold that Bottled. on his brags; had tried many remedies without benefit. Being induced to try Dr.

King's New Discovery for Consumption, aid so and was en tirely cured by the use of a fow bottles. Since which time he has used it in his family for all Coughs and Colds with best results. This is the experiment of thousands whoso lives have been saved by tltis Wonderful Discovery. Trial buttles free at D.C Georges Drug Store. Eaelteaaest la Texa Great excitement has been caused in the vicinity of Paria, Texby the re-; markable recovery of Mr.

J. E. Corley, who was so helpless he could not turn in bed, Or raise his head everybody said h9 Was dying of Consumption. A trial bottle of Dr. Kind's New Dis covery was sent him.

Findingrelief, he bought a large bottle and a box of Dr. King's New Lifo Tills by the time ho had taken two boxes of Pills; sail1 two bottles of the Discovery' ho was ell and gained flesh thirty six pounds. Trial Bottles of this Great Discovery-for Con- snmption free at D.C. Ueorjwi BiDgri(nte a reputation now aud" Jull't I ornirmr-iigarthey playyj' with Iowisburg, and came out victorious Motitandoa lost her crown also. Our club has played with early all the neighboring ones, and haa been making a' good record right along.

Pie-uies are always in order ia this vicinity, and a person can attend as many as he desires. The Sunday schools of this town are taking a regular turn at this have them to alternate with campmectiiig. Cainpmttet-lags are the same the world over and this land has set up a few tents too. The fruit is medium, reaches are plentiful, but apples are somewhat scarce la certain localities. Grapes and and icariare exceedingly pleutiful.

Farmers are uow busy plowing and making ready tor their fall work. 0. L. D. SoLDica.

ladlgMl BuhUere ItariaJ CeianUUeo, The follow Ing persons have been ap- IHjintcd by the County Commissioners, In tho various townships and boroughs In the county, whose business it will to see that all old soldiers, who die in indigent clrcumswuevs, are buried at the cxkcm of the county, at a sum not TOWHOng thirty-nve flollnri Allreny7iUtthTw anX" Bell-GeorB W. McMillen, F. M. Car- nahan. Burnll Cook-J.

D. Withrow, J. W. Tark. -Derry Keenau, Wilson Baruott.

IXmegal William Logan, Jesse Hoffur. Fairfield Matthew Graham, J. Kennedy. FranklinM, R. Haymaker, P.

McAl-tistor. t. Itompfield-John L. StautTcr, Henry Strublo. Huntingdon, East-Daniel B.

Tarr, Lemuel liixon. Huntingdon, North J. C. Frederick, Samuel Wilson. Huntingdon, 8outh-A.

Bilhcliner, II.L.Bair. Ligonier W. Knox, Robert Pijer. Loyalhanna Philip Snow.S, M. Stew- Mt." Ilcasant -Goorgo Eaer, Daniel Eicher.

PennIewis Thomas, John Dcmicst- er. RoHtraver Caiaain John Marklo, Wil-1 iam Cocheuour. Salem-Davld Cook, W. C. Sloau.

St, Clair J. I Coon. wTctleyaruelrea ycr" Isaac Tho-" mas. Unity-d. Anderson, C.

CJIarvey. Washington William Dickey, Allen Clemens. Adamsburgli Borough -Frank Rock, Joseph Jones. Donegal Eli llanuan, L. P.

Hays. George Aus-traw. lireeusburg W. V. Loor, J.

A. Black. Irwin Louis Marchand, J. K. Painter.

Llvermore Jame Pierce. Ligonier H. Covode, John Asb-com. Latrobo J. II.

Oursler, James Peters. Ludwick J. Row, John Bray. Madison Martin 0tack. MU.

Pleasant-William Jordon, AV.B. Hubbs. North Bellevcron John 8. Reeves, Ncwi Florence R. S.

F.IIiott, James New Alexandria Jerry Reed, Georgo Taylor. Parnassus Samuel Skilleu. Penn Joseph Blackburn, A. Back. Salem William HugusJ.D.

Patty. Sooltdale--8. B. Aultman, J. S.

Kling-ensmith. West Now ton John Samuel BurkharL. Y'oungstown Joseph Wost, Beoj. Showers. 5 Drratirul Vhxvo.

Read, ponder and profit thereby Kemp's Balsam for theThroat and Limgs lsconcedodbyall whohaveused ittoexeel any preparation in the market as a complete Tb roat and Ln II eal r. Al 1 1 r-sonssillicted with that dreadful diseaso Consumption ill find speedy nli; and in a majority of cases a permanent cure. "iiThe proprietor has authorized K. C. Richey to refund tbo money to any party who has taken three-furihs of bottle-without Vi ice .1.

'hat it could not be exhausted ith the sand pump. The holes being completed the surface water was effeeiually eased ofland all a system of pijics, withapowcrfulbteampump. This was set to work and contiiuior.sly for several days, the supply is found to be, practically inexhaustablc. Tho water is clear aud sparkling as crystal; It is soft and is as good as eotild be procured anywhere. Fhould the company carry out its original intention a cistern thirty feet in diameter and thirty feet deep will be dug at this place, taking In the three holes.

All surface water will bo shut off and the top closed with masonry. From this well, or cistern the water will be pumped toaresertoTr which will in all probability be located oh Pailey's hill, and from thence distributed by pipes throupouttown. From what we have seen of it the water is all that could be desired ond the supply inexhaustible. We hope the Cominy will prosecute the work and soon get the plant in successful operation. KukB.

Catering Home. Phips Ice Cream to any point on line iit RaWoadi guaranteed to solTJ "wwrs. Superior service rendered weddings, receptions, tc, l'enn Pittsburgh. Iljtrveit Uoiua. Bills have been printed at this office for a harvest home pic nic, which will be held in Clemens' Grove, Waterford, on Friday next, September 11th, 1883.

There will be.rotisie, tLsncingand other amusements. The public is invited. Mot Re for. It wfu Xerded. Our borough Dads are having tho water tables at the intersection of Depot and Alexandria streets cobble-stoned-The job is being done in a thorough manner and will last for a long time.

Many more places, where the water tables cross the streets should be fixed in the same way. What B. K. Coopor gay. J.

E. Jackson DearSir: I had Bright's disease in its worst form. I wed two bottles of your medicine, Burdick's Kidney Cure and it did wonders to inc. The swelling has left my body and limbs and I am so well I can walk out again. This is the onlreuiedyr that would my case.

Price 73 cents and $1.25. For sale by E. C. Kichey, Latrobe, Pa. The Kew Camp tiroumlj The sale of lots at the new camp ground, near Millwood, will take place Thursday, September 24, 1883.

Persons desiring to attend the sale can secure an order for ail excursion ticket on the P. R. by sending a (stamped enyelojmjo: Mr. TauL Graff, Blaireville, Ta, The lots will be 25xS0 feet, and the prices will range from $5 to 15. Quite a large number of applicants lots are already in.

ElocnUonU7 Entertaiaincat. We are pleased to state that the Ladies' Aid Society of the M. E. Church has engaged Mrs. E.

B. Beigel, the natural elocutionist," to give one of her select entertainments in Latrobe on T-hursday" evening, September 17th. Mrs. Bieghel has appeared before a Latrobe audience on several occasion, and each time has given the highest satisfaction, It is to be hoped our people will give her a good reception on this occasion. Admission, 25 cents.

Railroad Mcirt PJe Nic From bills printed at this office wo learn that the employes of the Pcnnoyl- vania Railroad will hold a basket pic nic at Idlewild Parks, on the Ligonier Valley Railroad, on Saturday, Septem ber 12th. A special train will leave Derry Station, following Johnstown Ac commodation, and will bo run direct to the parks. The fare over the P. R. will be free, and over the Ligonier Valley Railroad it ill cost tho small sum ot twenty cents for the'iwind trip.

There willbe music, dancing and various other amusements. A cordial invitation is extended to all' employes of the Pennsylvania Railroad and their families to take part in this pic nic, and make it a grand success. 'u larg. to Ko'Vrrs Fred ricks and pur- has' your new fall hat aud gents fur nlsl.ing gxils. Don't torget that Anderson A Albert sell the and Silver" shirt the best in Ami rica.

For neatert, cheapest nnd best job work is done at the Advaxcb office Send in your orders. A shootim. tournament will Shortly take place in Ijitrobe. Open to Westmoreland County sports only. Tits Gufiey base-ball team, of Greens-burgh, came to Latrobe last week to play our boys.

They didn't even mr.ke good practice for the Walton's, A select social hop ill take place in the Kink, at Latrobo to-morrow, Thursday evening. Tho Koyal Italian Orchestra, of Pittsburgh, will furnjih tho McMillan druj.uiHb',(litinctly at est that Acker's Knglish Reiiiedy has ami does cure contnu'ted consumotion. Ask for circular. An entirely new med icine, guaranteed. Pbof.

Harris' Pastile treatment fcr nervous debility has cured thousands. Tlie proprietors having confidence in its merit offer free tiiaL, Address, Harris Remedy Co, St. Louis, Mo. A inistep will often make a cripple for life. A bottleof Ilenrr A Johnson's Ar nica and Oil Liniment at hand, will not prevent the misstep, but immediate ly it will save being a.

cripple. Sf.k a woman in another column, near Speer's Vineyard picking grapes from which Speer't Port Grae Wine is made, that is bo highly esteemed by. the medical profession, fur the ue of invalids weakly persons aaJ the aged. Said by all druggists. Prevent serious sickness by taking occasionally one of Emory's Little Cathartic Pills, aewounderful appetizer, an absolute preventive and cure of Billious- new, pleasant 'to take sugarcoated.

Ask your drupgist for them aud lako no other. 15 Cents As exchange says Some years ago we had a "hell." Then a New-Testament reviser came along and called it "hades." Now the Old Testa nient revisers rise np and call the bad place "sheol." If about one more lot of eminent divines had a crack at it, they might call It "the skat ing riuk." Bv taking Ayer's Sarsaparilla many a loor sufferer who submits to the sur geon's knife because of malignant sores and scrofulous swell ings, might be saved, sound and whole. This will puree out the corruptions which pollute the blood, and by which such complaints are originated and fed. As xchange says that some genius has found that the cheapest and simplest gymnasium in the world-njne that will exercise every bone and muscle in the body is a piece of flat steel, notched on one side, fitted tightly into a wooden frame, and, alter being greased on both sides with a bacon rind, rubbed into stick of Wood laid lengthwise on a sawbuck. An exchange says that to get the full flavor of butter, the bread npon which it is spread should be inserted in the mouth buttered side down.

The fact that the butter side up is the: general custom is an indication of a general and perhaps hereditary disinclination to get the full flavor of the butter. We have known the flavor of the butter to be so full as to fairly stagger. In the case of the Commonwealth against several, prominent business men of West Indiana who have-been keeping phosphate in the borough contrary to a borough ordinance, Judge White has granted an appeal from, the decision of the Burgess, and tho case will be tried in court. The case witt be watched with per box. For tale by I).

C. George.